narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

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bl-ossomed:

Peter Pan you’re all grown up

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tits-n-t4ts:

kettlesjustboiled:

annieisapineapple:

educateddummy:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

scootatore:

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the-apex-spooky:

theeyeofthetigger:

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mrplisk:

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CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS

I KNOW THIS

and then it hit me oh my fucking god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EARGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

it’S baCk

WHAT IS THIS SONG?

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

This is amazing, oh my god

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS PERFECT

So this is definitely why string instruments are the best ;) especially cello, but shh.

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Rant

so my father just took in his wife’s ex husbands pregnant teenager.. u_u its not even her daughter.. but atleast this girl gets her own room, when my cousin used to stay with them she used to sleep in the kitchen.. yep the damn kitchen.. she had her bed and aa drawer.. thts about it.. shed have to work for her stuff.. ohh u want ur phone paid.. well come and clean houses so we can pay for it.. the kid was 12 yrs old.!!  but there sons did nothing to get stuff.. those boys just sit on there fat ass and play video games all day..

i hope they treat tht new girl right and not just use her to get money..

geez my dad man u.u

ok done(:

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